Goldfish.

Posted by Jocelyn at 3:21 PM Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Goldfish. 


They're orange.  
One point. 


They're tasty. 
Another point. 


They're shaped like a fish. 
One more point. 


They smile at you. Creepy much?
One point down. 


But it is a sweet smile.
One point up. 


They leave a terrible after taste in your mouth. 
One point down. 


They break into little crumbs pretty easily.
One point down. 


It's really hard to clean out of the carpet.
One point down. 


But they're so darn tasty!
One point up. 


How'd I end with one point for Goldfish? Surly they deserve five points!

Yes, I think like this. Yes, I have no life. Yes, I like Goldfish. Yes, I just ate Goldfish. And, yes, I'm craving more Goldfish.

Ever had the chocolate cookie ones? TOTALLY. AMAZING. TRY THEM.
Oh, the pizza ones are #1 too. I guess that's another point up. You know, them coming in so many flavors. So, it's two points now? Cool.


Yeah, I just made a post about scoring Goldfish...


I need friends.

x]

**Jocelyn**
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous said...:
    September 14, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    I have never tasted gold fish before, I hope this is just a poem:) lovely <3

  1. Jocelyn said...:
    September 14, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    Never tasted Goldfish? Your life will never be the same. :p

    I guess it's a poem. I'm not sure what it is. xD

  1. Anonymous said...:
    September 14, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    It's half Dr. Suess, half Marya Hornbacher. <3

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